The piano has been drinking
my necktie is asleep
and the combo went back to New York
the jukebox has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
and the balcony's on the make
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...
and the menus are all freezing
and the lightman's blind in one eye
and he can't see out of the other
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
and he showed up with his mother
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
cream puff casper milk toast
and the owner is a mental midget
with the I.Q. of a fencepost
cause the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...
and you can't find your waitress
with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
and you just can't get served
without her
and the box-office is drooling
and the bar stools are on fire
and the newspapers were fooling
and the ash-trays have retired
the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

The Piano Has Been Drinking歌词

Tom Waits

简介： 1949年12月7日Tom Waits出生于加州波摩那，最大的外在特征是他那张永远离不开烟的脸和提着酒罐的手，计程车司机的气质和加州中下阶层小人物的身影。Waits从小酷爱Cool Jazz的萨克斯风

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[00:11.30]The piano has been drinking
[00:16.84]my necktie is asleep
[00:21.73]and the combo went back to New York
[00:27.39]the jukebox has to take a leak
[00:32.43]and the carpet needs a haircut
[00:37.55]and the spotlight looks like a prison break
[00:42.86]cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
[00:48.39]and the balcony's on the make
[00:53.40]and the piano has been drinking
[00:58.69]the piano has been drinking...
[01:03.80]and the menus are all freezing
[01:09.48]and the lightman's blind in one eye
[01:14.08]and he can't see out of the other
[01:19.38]and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
[01:25.10]and he showed up with his mother
[01:29.90]and the piano has been drinking
[01:35.41]the piano has been drinking
[01:40.64]cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
[01:46.60]cream puff casper milk toast
[01:51.59]and the owner is a mental midget
[01:56.93]with the I.Q. of a fencepost
[02:01.86]cause the piano has been drinking
[02:07.30]the piano has been drinking...
[02:12.77]and you can't find your waitress
[02:18.36]with a Geiger counter
[02:23.10]And she hates you and your friends
[02:27.30]and you just can't get served
[02:31.54]without her
[02:33.81]and the box-office is drooling
[02:38.71]and the bar stools are on fire
[02:44.08]and the newspapers were fooling
[02:49.28]and the ash-trays have retired
[02:55.04]the piano has been drinking
[02:59.63]the piano has been drinking
[03:05.16]The piano has been drinking
[03:10.24]not me, not me, not me, not me, not me